WorldWatch
A downloadable game
(The game is still in development and will launch in early access — our goal is to share our progress and let people discover what we’ve been working on! Screenshots will be updated as development continues.We’ll upload gameplay videos as soon as we can!)
“Citizens panic as Worldwatch arrives to help.”
Worldwatch is a chaotic bullet-heaven where you fight against “threats” that were never threats to begin with.
The world’s most incompetent global organization gets everything wrong.
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The world is in danger… or at least that’s what Worldwatch, the planet’s most clueless team of heroes, believes.
Dive into absurd battles against hordes of innocent enemies, unlock increasingly ridiculous weapons, and survive the kind of chaos only Worldwatch could create.
From diplomatic aliens mistaken for “invaders,” to a badly diagnosed zombie epidemic, and even time-travel experiments on the Moon gone completely wrong — every stage of Worldwatch is a bigger disaster than the last.
And when the final apocalypse arrives, the only certainty is that the solution will be even worse than the problem.
(We’ll release the remaining two stages after the game’s launch, bringing the total to four stages in the base Early Access version — along with new characters featuring unique gimmicks, different game modes, mini-games, and of course, even more stages beyond the initial four.)
Bullet-Heaven Gameplay
Survive endless waves of enemies while collecting ridiculous upgrades and power-ups. Mix and match abilities, exploit broken synergies, and try not to blow up the map again.
Dumb but powerful Upgrades
Equip nanomachines, suspicious energy drinks, and overengineered gloves. Every item ranges from mildly useful to accidentally apocalyptic.
Satire, chaos, and over-the-top drama
A game that mocks everything.From superhero tropes to conspiracy theories. Epic intentions, tragic results.
Energetic soundtrack
Each phase has its own identity, gothic choirs, heroic guitars, or spacey synths, matching the rising madness of the Worldwatch team.
Sunset Woman
Ex-lifeguard | Solar-powered narcissist
She used to be a lifeguard, baking in the sun all day. Now she’s turned that into a weird superpower. Honestly, she only started the team for the attention. Most days, she’s more interested in getting a good selfie than actually saving anyone.
Captain Benevolence
“The strongest hero alive” — emotionally 12
Supposedly the strongest hero alive — but emotionally? Still a kid. He just graduated high school, has no job, and suddenly woke up with ridiculous powers. He wants to do good, but every rescue turns into a circus.
Beaverman
Supermarket cashier turned vigilante
He’s a supermarket cashier who always wanted a cool animal name. By the time he joined, every decent one was taken, so he ended up with “Beaver.” He’s earnest, clueless, and always trying his best — even if he’s way over his head.
Dragon of Okinawa
“Ancient samurai” (probably not)
He claims he’s a samurai from ancient Japan, now fighting crime in the modern day. Dramatic, mysterious, and prone to talking like he’s in a history book. No one knows if he’s for real or just really into cosplay.
Switchblade
College dropout with DIY “cyber” powers
A broke college student who literally glued knives to her arms and called it a costume. She only joined for a paycheck and keeps cutting herself by accident. Somehow, she swears she’s “part machine.”
Twister
Substitute teacher / walking hurricane
A substitute teacher who controls the wind. Always exhausted, always broke, and only here for the extra money. She keeps trying to teach the team how to work together — but nobody ever listens.
Madam Spell
2,000-year-old witch on a budget
A legit 2,000-year-old witch the team found on a bargain freelancer site. Definitely the most experienced, but she keeps falling for online scams. Cranky, motherly, and one bad day away from quitting.
Patty Eggerton
Caffeinated egg with a gun
A boiled egg that somehow came to life after being forgotten on the stove. His late owner was like a dad to him — tragic stuff. Now he’s grumpy, over-caffeinated, and solves everything with a bullet and a scowl.
The Toaster
Appliance. Leader. Idiot.
Yeah, it’s just a toaster. No brain, no soul, but somehow still running the show. Falls for every scam and gets tricked by every spam email — yet everyone still lets him lead. Maybe it’s pity.
Hellribs
Demon puppy from hell (literally)
A demon from hell who looks like a cute puppy. The Toaster summoned him during a 3 a.m. internet challenge gone wrong. He calls himself “the pinnacle of infernal peace,” but honestly, he looks more like a fast-food mascot.
The Driver
Lives in his car. Refuses to leave.
He lives in his car and refuses to ever get out. Basically the team’s Uber driver — and yes, he charges for every ride. Drowning in tickets, he only joined to bend the rules of the road.
Ms. Sloane
The sister who actually has a job
Sunset Woman’s older sister — tough, quiet, and always packing. She joined just to keep her sister from dying during a livestream. She’s so forgettable, even the team struggles to remember she exists.
Missing Boy
Invisible since childhood (literally and emotionally)
He turned invisible as a kid, and everyone assumed the worst. Turns out, he never left — nobody noticed. Quiet, lonely, and still hoping someone finally sees him.
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